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Face of the lord?

Another reason im not fond of religion.... part 100+, why the hell does it have to be the face of jesus? ive been seeing alot of the "faces of the lord" lately that are more confusing than the big ass "magic eye" posters i used to look at in third grade...

"now, focus your eyes on that brown spec of lint on the grilled cheese and take 10 steps back.."

"oh my god, its jesus!"

For once id like to hear of the awe and mystery of finding someone interesting in an odd place. show me a Mel Brooks oil spot, or hell, ill even settle for Jeff Goldblum  on the inside of a bathroom stall,  (JGIWYP) , for for the love of 'God' stop with the religious crap! it seems to me that so many people are becoming dissillusioned to the idea of god being a part of their lives that they feel compelled to seek him out. your burnt taco shell is NOT A SUBSTITUTE for common sense. Personally i think if you have to look that long and hard for something youll never find it. 

Posted on 12/10/2007 7:42 PM Visits: 87
burningstarsxe: 12/10/2007 8:09 PM
I digress. You see, I'm a Christian. Doesn't mean I buy into all the crap believed by a lot of "Christians".

That stuff about finding the Virgin Mary's face on a piece of grilled cheese and then selling it on eBay? Yes, it's phony. Yes, it's bull shit. Yes, it's irreverent.

Just because some people are idiots doesn't mean all religion, or all Christianity, is stupid. Just like some musicians are assholes, doesn't mean all music is dumb.
ragdoll07: 12/10/2007 8:21 PM
people who have to find some kind of sign to justify their faith are waisting their time...faith is more simple then finding the blessed mother on toast..people need to be more interested in the world around them...God isnt in their toast...or in their coffe grounds...God is in us.. is in nature...finding his face in cerial.. not so much...lil weird...
jinnyskeans: 12/10/2007 10:37 PM
Agreed. Though I love God & Jesus with all my heart... that finding Mary's face on a potato chip and such nonsense is complete crap to me.
amesters: 12/10/2007 11:53 PM
Penn and Teller's Bullshit did a thing about this. I found it very interesting, and quite funny too. You should look it up on youtube.com to watch. Also another good channel on youtube you should watch is GII (God Is Imaginary). the guy's websites are godisimaginary.com and whywontgodhealamputees.com
I don't see the face of the 'lord' but I do see spots. Maybe it's an atheist thing not to see, you have to believe to see instead of seeing to believing....
nicolamarie: 12/11/2007 4:15 AM
true.xo
isidar30: 12/11/2007 4:28 AM
People just like to have someone to blame things on thats all! I no thar IS a god but people also over obsess over god its like when you learn about plate tectonics or the big bang theory thars always the ones who sit thar saying none of this is true god created earth that drives me crazy how do u think he did it? It also seems that thos who obsess over god have closed minds and cant see that being a jew is ok! i no that cuz i'm used to every one saying ur a jew omg thats harible pretty much all but my friends do that cuz my friends r opended minded! I'm both a jew and a Christian dont ask! me i just wont to live and obsess over music not live in fear that i'm comiting a sin if i go to hell 4 this ok then see ya thar
ilivinnabarn: 12/11/2007 7:29 AM
I agree and I personally feel that the bible was written by the goverment to instill fear into people over the years....look around many of our laws are based on the bible....god is not real
sunkist1020: 12/11/2007 9:59 AM
i agree, but only to an extent. see, im a catholic. i dont believe in everything they teach because i havew my own mind, therefore my own opinion! however im not totally sure research went into this. because if you really cared and asked a true catholic theyd tell you that all that stuff, the madonna on the cheese sandwich, the painting of religious figure, its all bull. catholics are taught that those things cant be true because we dont know what jesus looked like. and i dont go around worshipping a sandwich., thats not how religion works. god is a part of every day life but not in the way you depict him! he doesnt have to be the all powerful to be here. i dont downtraud on atheism but i do believe it is not right. people that are atheist say they dont believe in organized religion and god and that stuff, but then they go and talk to people about being atheist! wha tis the point in this? not sure but at the end of my life id rather die and find out there isnt a god then die not believing and find out there is.
I agree and I personally feel that the bible was written by the goverment to instill fear into people over the years....look around many of our laws are based on the bible....god is not real
look up the torah! oh my gosh dude. it is the old testament in the bible. and guess what? it was written by people claiming to be prophets liuke te rest of the bible. before insulting people by talking crap about their religion you should do some research!
strawberrypink: 12/11/2007 9:59 AM
If people want to believe in something to make life less horrible, let them. If they need to search for Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich, then fine. If that little incident makes them smile, then that's wonderful. As long as they are not pushing their ideas on you, they aren't doing much harm.

I don't like the concept of religion either because of the way it is set up and like anything human-made there are faults.
sunkist1020: 12/11/2007 10:00 AM
and being a jew is great! thats where the whole God thing started! i think its awesome!
annieli: 12/11/2007 10:32 PM
As a Jew...this is interesting to me. First govt and religion should not mix, period. Those lines have been blurred in this country for some time. Most of our "laws" are based around the Ten Commandments...they leave out the other 603 from the Torah. Second. I agree with strawberrypink...let people believe what they want. Just don't shove it down my throat. You don't have be involved in organized religion to be spiritual nor do you have to be humanist to be atheist or agnostic. tolerance...can be the answer.
rosaliesavita: 12/12/2007 11:40 AM
LOL, Jackspade, I enjoy your discussions. Hey, wasn't there a time once when the blot on someone's toast was ELVIS?
jackspade: 12/12/2007 1:54 PM
yeah, but, that ended when it was confirmed Elvis had been abducted by aliens. as for jesus.....
I digress. You see, I'm a Christian. Doesn't mean I buy into all the crap believed by a lot of "Christians".That stuff about finding the Virgin Mary's face on a piece of grilled cheese and then selling it on eBay? Yes, it's phony. Yes, it's bull shit. Yes, it's irreverent.Just because some people are idiots doesn't mean all religion, or all Christianity, is stupid. Just like some musicians are assholes, doesn't mean all music is dumb.
I feel the same.
jackspade: 12/12/2007 3:01 PM
i never said that all religious people were morons. the point was to show the lengths that people will go to in order to validate their faith
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